Betwixt-isms

Today, we shall discuss about the effects of a Free Trade Agreement between America and Malaysia. =.=

        Hee hee hee.. Eheh. Yes yes, I’ll get to the point. I just want to say, thank you. Thank you so so much. And as unbelievable/ cliched/ scorn-worthy/  shallow/ eyebrow-raising/ "oh really?"/ vomit-inducing/ laughable/ amaaaaaazing/ spur of the moment/ i-should-just-get-to-the-point/ sarcastic/ hahahhahaheeheehoho merry christmas (wth)/ i-should-really-get-to-the-point/ pompous/ girly-shrieky-bimbotic/ swt-worthy as it sounds…

        *ahem* Got carried away. Right. Where was I? Oh yes. OKay. As corny as it sounds, I love you. I really, truly, madly, deeply love love love all of you right down to the meanest carbon atom in your anatomy. Hugs all around now, it’s as rare as.. as.. well, as me making manic professions of loving my friends. 

        And if nothing in this post makes sense to you, it’s doesn’t matter because there was no one else in the world who was happier than I was on the 18th of November 2006.

        Now, back to conquering the world. And biology classes. Paperwork still sucks.

Came back from tuition today to find a slow cooker in the study. A.. s..lo..w.. cooker.. in the study. =.= Kitchen’s being cleared out to make way for the renovations. Ho hum. Lots of noise, dirt and half-naked construction workers. (yeah, yeah, like you won’t notice if there are semi-dressed men with tatoos hammering and yelling shts at the back of your place. Interested? Nah, not me.) Bah. Lucky exams are over. It hasn’t started though; just a little glimpse of the tools here and there.

        Taking a hiatus from all that bullshit paperwork. Portfolio-ing is the most ridiculous task ever created. If you want to bore people, explaining the theory of relativity pales in comparison to thrusting them with portfolio-ing. To add a touche of frustration, ask them to compile info like cert numbers from (extremly) uncooperative humans. hmm. New recipe.

Ingredients.

1. Personal information (a handful)

2. Certificate numbers (minute amounts)

3. Tight deadline (the tighter the better)

4. Uncooperative humans (for best results, this ingredient has to be the most.)

Recipe: Toss in everything and mix well. Garnish it with additional paperwork such as reports, letters and filing. Enjoy.

        Yes, now that we have enjoyed such a wonderful, sensible recipe, shall we not proceed to better things? Indeed, we shall. (See lah, see what paperwork can do to a person’s sanity. DAMN YOU PAPERWORK!)

Anyone knows where to get the irresponsibility flava? I’ll trade it with some procrastination.   

is the movie of the year. MUST. WATCH.

kreuts i’m tired. Tired of all the bullshit which we term as paperwork. Tired of slogging for nothing. Tired of not knowing. Tired of being an idiot. Tired of you. And you. And you. Uhf.