Betwixt-isms

Came back from tuition today to find a slow cooker in the study. A.. s..lo..w.. cooker.. in the study. =.= Kitchen’s being cleared out to make way for the renovations. Ho hum. Lots of noise, dirt and half-naked construction workers. (yeah, yeah, like you won’t notice if there are semi-dressed men with tatoos hammering and yelling shts at the back of your place. Interested? Nah, not me.) Bah. Lucky exams are over. It hasn’t started though; just a little glimpse of the tools here and there.

        Taking a hiatus from all that bullshit paperwork. Portfolio-ing is the most ridiculous task ever created. If you want to bore people, explaining the theory of relativity pales in comparison to thrusting them with portfolio-ing. To add a touche of frustration, ask them to compile info like cert numbers from (extremly) uncooperative humans. hmm. New recipe.

Ingredients.

1. Personal information (a handful)

2. Certificate numbers (minute amounts)

3. Tight deadline (the tighter the better)

4. Uncooperative humans (for best results, this ingredient has to be the most.)

Recipe: Toss in everything and mix well. Garnish it with additional paperwork such as reports, letters and filing. Enjoy.

        Yes, now that we have enjoyed such a wonderful, sensible recipe, shall we not proceed to better things? Indeed, we shall. (See lah, see what paperwork can do to a person’s sanity. DAMN YOU PAPERWORK!)

Anyone knows where to get the irresponsibility flava? I’ll trade it with some procrastination.   

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